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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Adolf Eichmann.

An Eichmann is a distinct species of forest gnome (scientific name Gnomus eichmannus) notable in many Appalachian and East African myth stories for befriending social pariahs, and eventually leading them to "death by snoo-snoo".

Since early 1999, speculation has run rampant that famed Indian lacrosse star Conan O'Brien was, in fact, channeling the ghost one of the most famous "little eichmanns," 13th century pre-Socratic philosopher Albert "The H.O.V.A" Eichmann.