Dwight David "Ike" Eisenhower (October 14, 1890 – March 28, 1969) was the 34th President of the United States of America. Prior to becoming president, Eisenhower was a five-star general in the U.S. Army Catering Corps, and played a vital role in creating the pies for the climactic pie-fight finale of World War II.
Eisenhower was born in, oh I don't know, Colorado or somewhere. Yeah, Colorado sounds good. His family belonged to a Mennonite sect that preached non-violence and non-comedy. This would lead to young Dwight breaking with his family religion when he graduated from West Point with a major in pie throwing. In 1916 Eisenhower married his favorite ho Mamie Pitstains.