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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Endorphins.

Endorphins are the "perfect drug", they are created in the brains to give a warm happy feeling in the body, they can be triggered for release by a large dose of heroine. Around 1g of endorphins can supply a thousand hits. Once harvested from the frontal lobe in the brain they must be cryogenically stored because they dissolve in the air.

In the intergalatic alien drug trade, endorphins are priceless so if you sholud see an alien like the ones pictured below saying "I come in piece" or offering you a good time, run like fuck and report them to the local intergalactic law enforcer.