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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Erection.

What goes up, must come down.

~ Isaac Newton on erections

An erection is best known as the democratic voting process in the nation of Japan.

Chiang Kai-shek, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Winston Churchill, cover up their erections, 1943.

It is also the name for the Washington Monument, which is a large sterile erection seen in Washington, D.C.

Erection is also a slang term for the scientific term "Bonerus most massivus" which is what happens to your penis when that Angelina Jolie babe comes on screen in a movie.

An erection is also an event which is held once every 4 years in community centres and other public buildings. Participents must be over the age of 18 and are required to stand in a booth. This practice first originated in New York City, USA in c.1408, when crusader Knights returning from Jerusalem took the wrong turning at Cyprus. In order to occupy and indeed entertain themselves when without food or potatoes in this deserted land, they would take part in rounds of mutual masturbation, whereby one Kinght would force an erection upon several other Knights who would lay claim as leader of the group. This soon became democratic and was thus adopted by southern-hemisphere countries such as England, France and Jamaica.

See also the entry for Erector Set.

Erection concerns[edit]

Despite what "" may have told you, yes, your erection IS not big enough to satisfy any girl. And No...Justin Timberlake Cant get it up.

Just incase you were wondering where that high C came from

Erections and Girls[edit]

Guys, we told you that your erection IS not big enough to satisfy any girl. And we mean "any". Men like us ( if you're not a man, get out! ) believe that erections are made to satisfy girls, especially girls from your dreams. Remember, the golden rule'll never get a hot gal if your erection is not big enough. There are 5 things you need to know about your erection before you go chase after any hot girls. These 5 are:

  1. Make sure your erection is big enough to protrude from your pants
  2. Your erection must look sexy
We call that a boner over here in the states.
  1. Make sure Michael Jackson hasn't touched your erection
  2. Your erection MUST never shrink for a lifetime
  3. Make sure your erection grows everyday

Those are the 5 rules of erections. These rules are a 100% meant to be used to satisfy girls. If you break any single rule of these laws, you'll never have an erection that can satisfy any girl. Period.

That said, an erection can also be a harmful thing. If any girl other than a nymphomaniac notices, or forbid it feels your erection and does not want sex, you will be ridiculed. This applies doubly if it is at a wedding, and you are a priest marrying a prince to a side dish.

If the girl is a prude, like notorius super-pruder Urethra Franklin, the erection should be hidden until she wants, to use the scientific term, to make whoppie. This fact has led to many back-alley on-off switches installation operations. Some advanced models have been recently installed by anonymous doctors, despite public outcry, protests, death threats, attempted bombingings, and two constitutional amendments. These models have a variable potentiometer allowing for a full range of flexibility, from flaccid to flak-cannon. The easiest way to detect these switches is to search a mans throat with your tongue, an act that commonly triggers the switch for less-experienced users inadept at concealing them.