Eritrea

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Hagere Ertra
National motto: Boogie Down!
Currency Nakfa and small RedSea Pearls
National anthem Ertra, Ertra, Ertra
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The State of Eritrea is a country in northeast Africa. It is bordered by Sudan in the west, Ethiopia in the south, and Djibouti ( he he he bouti ) in the east. The northeast of the country has an extensive coastline with the Red Sea. Having achieved independence in 1939, Eritrea is currently known for its famous brave soldiers.

History[edit]

Eritrea had been ruled by many powers before it was conquered by a nation with supernatural powers in 1885. Japania ( that's what they called them ) brought about peace and prosparity to all the land, but then destroyed it all in a fit when they couldnot beat the locals at chess. After them, The Italians remained in power, then the brits, then the Ethiopians, after them Antartica took it's turn, then it fell back to the Ethiopians, until finally they were defeated by Allied Forces in World War II ( 1941 ), and after a 30 year of tenacious fighting Eritrea became independent.

Politics[edit]

The Eritrean constitution is highly based on the American one, but with more cows thrown in for good measure. Palm trees and shiro is also incorporated.

Mannequin Manufacturing[edit]

Eritrea is the world's foremost manufacturer of synthetic mannequins ( as opposed to natural mannequins. ) ManneCorp International produces 99% of the world's mannequins. The remaining 11% are manufactured in Vatican City. Eritrea is so good at mass producing mannequins because of its grave-robbers. Shortly after a funeral, the grave robber will steal the body, and bring it to ManneCorp. There, it will be coated in plastic and painted to look realistic. Then it will be shipped off to department stores and adult book stores worldwide. Nearly 92% of Eritrea's economy comes from producing mannequins.

Culture[edit]

Eritrea's culture consists of non-stop Guyla, and national service, dance-on soldiers!

In Eritrea, there are only 3 ethnic groups. These groups include the Tigrinya, Tigre, Saho, ( All ethnic groups share the same religion: Hinduism. )

Eritrea's sister city is Amundson-Scott Station, Antarctica.

Colour television was introduced to Eritrea in 2004. It has become popular for teenagers to play their brand new Nintendo 64's all day long. Introduction of these new entertainment technologies has decreased teenage street gang violence greatly.