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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Europe.
A typical modern-day German

The European Union (Pronounced: You're peeing onion) is a sausage factory that is known all over Europe. It was originally named the European Schism, as at that time it promoted trans-national tensions and the outbreak of war in Europe, but changed direction in 2004 when the leadership realised the concept was "kinda unprodcutive". Nowadays the famous factory is located in Brussels.