Everything

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Everything is what you get when you multiply all somethings together. However, as nothing is a something, and something multiplied by nothing is zero, you get nothing, everything therefore = nothing.

Therefore, communism is right.

Everything is British. Apart from America, hamburgers, Rwandan quiche farmers, kangaroos, large holes in the ozone layer and nice shirts.

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