Evil Barbie

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Evil Barbie created in the late 80s is a barbie doll who idolizes Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Pinhead, Chucky the doll,and all of the other psycho path killers. She often tries to jump through the screen and help them kill the helpless dumbass teens. She reportedly stole Jason Voorhees from Porn Star Barbie but the ho reportedly stole him back. Evil Barbie once said in an interview "I want to kill Porn Star Barbie! Noooooooo one takes my man Jason Voorhees away from me!" Evil Barbie wants to rule over the world with all of the other crazy people in the world.