Evil Chinese scientist monkeys

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Evil chinese scientist monkeys are perhaps the most dangerous subspecies of monkey in the world.

They are highly organised and perform many evil scientific experements. They meddle in the politics of many countries, but primaraly in the United Spades of Amerika. They have been known to put puppet reprisentatives in human government.

Some of Their Documented Mischief[edit]