Exploding dogs

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Can happen to him only if he has eaten Kryptonite

Exploding Dog Syndrome ( EDS ), also known as Puppy-go-boom, is a terrible disease in which the dog's intestianal gasses ( dog farts ), rapidly build up until there is enough methane to create a large explosion, the color of said explosion is determined by what the dog has eaten recently. See example here

Symptoms may include:

  • Rapid expansion of the canine's abdomen
  • sudden and large appetite for human hair
  • large chunks of speeding dog meat
  • total disregard for any website but dæmonica.org
  • faces of nearby humans turn red
  • a drumroll can be heard in the backround
  • AND MANY MORE!!! IF YOU ACT NOW YOU WILL GET A FREE DOG TRANSLATOR!!!
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