Exploding dogs
From Encyclopædia Dæmonica
Can happen to him only if he has eaten Kryptonite
Exploding Dog Syndrome ( EDS ), also known as Puppy-go-boom, is a terrible disease in which the dog's intestianal gasses ( dog farts ), rapidly build up until there is enough methane to create a large explosion, the color of said explosion is determined by what the dog has eaten recently. See example here
Symptoms may include:
- Rapid expansion of the canine's abdomen
- sudden and large appetite for human hair
- large chunks of speeding dog meat
- total disregard for any website but dæmonica.org
- faces of nearby humans turn red
- a drumroll can be heard in the backround
- AND MANY MORE!!! IF YOU ACT NOW YOU WILL GET A FREE DOG TRANSLATOR!!!
