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F is one of the letters of the alfabet. It has long been at war with "Ph" phor superiority. It is also the symbol oph Fridges, one of the 9 elements in the periodic table. It is also a word called the F word or the other F word. On a standard keyboard, the letter f is typed by pressing ALT-P-H.


F is the international symbol for people who stutter on words beginning with the letter 'S'. The international aspect of the Symbol Committee is to blame for this confusion.


F is the Capital of France.


The F grade in school stands for Fantastic!


F is a longer, less accepted form of the alphabetical letter ph. For example, the normal sentence "Did you phind the phish in the phridge?" would translate to "Did you find the fish in the fridge?".


You can F-Off.

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