FUCKTARDS

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Fucktards are the mascot for Frankfort University of Central Kentucky. Nestled in the windswept steppes of Central Kentucky, FUCK is a progressive state university with many accredited academic programs.

History[edit]

Famous Unanimously Chosen Kentuckian Daniel Boone founded FUCK in 1820. Boone realized that if Kentucky were ever to overcome its reputation for major pimpin', the state needed an institution of higher learning. Being illiterate, Boone was the perfect man to found such an institution. Selecting a site in the middle of the state, Boone said "Fuck, let's just build it here!" This eloquent statement foreshadowed not only the site, but also the acronym for Frankfort University of Central Kentucky.

Mascot[edit]

Frankie, the F.U.C.K. Fucktard

Boone also selected our Glorious mascot. Once the fucking site was selected, Boone looked around him and said, "All I see are a bunch of Fucktards!" It is believed that Boone was referring to the hardy independent nature of his fellow settlers, in much the same way as Indiana's and Nebraska's mascots are named for the nickname of local residents. Kentuckians take pride in their nickname "Fucktard"!

Academic Programs[edit]

FUCK offers many well-respected academic departments, and accredited degree programs some highlights include:

  • Yorkshire Studies
  • KFC Post Mortem Relations
  • SEHS Treatment/Disposal
  • Redneck History
  • Scientology
  • Chocobo Breeding Relational Studies
  • Kitten huffing
  • Computer Science
  • Palaeontology
  • Xenophobology
  • Training in Air Force Command
  • Necrobestiality
  • Elvis Impersonation Practices
  • Beer Appreciation
  • Over-the-Road Trucking
  • Cock Juggling
  • Monster Truck Driving
  • Masturbatology
  • Medical/Dental Office Assistant
  • Michigan and Ohio State
  • Child Day Care
  • Private Investigator
  • TV/VCR Repair

Or get your degree! You can major in:

  • Business Management

or

  • Accounting
  • Ping-pong ball shaping or
  • Gun Repair

Athletic Programs[edit]

The Fighting Fucktards offer a wide variety of Intercollegiate Athletics. We are proud of our student/athletes! We offer the following NCAA recognized intercollegiate sports: