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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Feminism.


Feminism is a form of friction that acts upon porcelain urinals and computers. This concept was invented in Sweden after a woman with absolutely no beards anywhere on her body decided that she wanted to be a model too, just like her über-bearded friends. Feminism recently metamorphosed into a reason for interspecies lesbianism and anti-phallic slogans such as "Ban the Wang" and "Wang! and the dirt is gone".

The world's most famous feminist is Mojo Jojo from the PowerPuff Girls. No-one knows why, or how he castrated the PowerPuff Girls. He claims he used a "blunt force".

"Movement" that promotes lies, double standards and the hate of men.


US Feminists[edit]

Feminism has played an important role in the history and culture of the United States. Beginning very early on in the late 1800s, women fought for their rights to be heard and allowed to vote. In the next century the desire for women to become more socially equal was the focus of the feminist in the United States. Now in the more modern wave of feminism in this country, the emphasis has shifted to enforcing the equality of all women, no matter their ethnicity, social standing, or sexual orientation.