Fictional rock

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One of the four practitioners of fictional rock. We're not sure which one.

Fictional rock is a genre of music invented by the Japanese played entirely with drums and is named after the fiction created by them.

Only four entities play fictional rock, the first is a Monkey and the other three are the members of the band The Three Steves. But don't tell Steve Ballmer we said that or he'll fucking kill us.