Flesh vats

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Flesh vats are devices made for growing disgusting pieces of corpse and vegetable into animated semblances of human beings. First discoverd near Roswell, Pennsyltucky in 1947, flesh vats soon exploded into a worldwide fad. Millions around the world enjoyed playing pranks on their friends and relatives using homemade abominations. It is also belived that this fad was the direct precursor to Zombie Hitler and World War Three-fidy. More recently, flesh vats are responsible for some of the USA's most loved celebrities, such as Master Shake and Michael Jackson.