Fort Lauderdale

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In Soviet Russia, Lauderdale forts YOU!!

~ Russian Reversal on Fort Lauderdale

Fort Lauderdale is a costal city in Florida, currently of the United States, formerly of Spain. With a diverse trading economy, Fort Lauderdale's primary imports include dates, figs, and the elderly. The latter is of particular concern to scientists, who are afraid that, at some point in the future, there is the distinct possibility of a spontanious explostion of nagging that will blanket the entire Western Hemisphere, blocking out the sun and causing untold numbers of casualties.

Grues[edit]

Fort Lauderdale has a grue population of 120,000. Image: 014.jpg