Frau Greenwalt

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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Frau Greenwalt.

Frau Greenwalt is a German teacher located in Maryland Heights, Missouri.

She lives in a spacious 210,000-square foot condominium with no cable television.

She frequently runs her NAND-based flash drives ( aka nerd necklaces ) through the washing machine.

She has been rated as one of the Most Up-and-Coming Foreign Language Teachers according to New Wave magazine in 1997.

She has been known to throw tantrums in her high school classroom due to the fact that people like to tap pens.

She drives a 1997 8 Series BMW ( Bayrische Motor Werke ).