Freddie Cult

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The Cult of Freddie Mercury[edit]

The Cult of Freddie Mercury, also known as Mercurism is an increasingly popular movement that follows the solid belief in the God, Freddie Mercury. Members of this cult are commonly found watching the performances of the Holy Scriptures, known to the public as the We Will Rock You musical. The Members believe that if you live as Freddie wants you to, you will be taken into his graces on Mercury and be given an autographed copy of Queens Greatest Hits. The cult has been an official religion since the 70’s.

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