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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Frisbeetariunism.

Frisbeetariunism is the religion based around the belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. It is one of oldest and, strangely, most un-recognized religions in the entire known world, second only to the Pastafarianism (the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion).

The current Captain of the religion (Pope and Priest are banned words within Frisbeetarunist circles; Captain is the word used to describe the current head of state) is whoever happens to be the Captain of the world Ultimate Frisbee team.

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