Fudge rabbits

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"I love eating fudge rabbits. I think I might of eaten a dodgey one though." Elvis Presely, commented day before death.

"I think they are very thick. I have one as a pet. It shot itself in the face with an ice cream cone." George Bush on Fudge Rabbits.

"Meep! Meep!" Fudge Rabbit imatating car horn.

Introduction on Fudge Rabbits

Fudge Rabbits are a primitive form of sausage that hunt down people below the height of 2.34 feet. They live in the wheels of tube trains and have several homes. They move between these homes every week. Unfortunately, they are so thick, they are easily distracted by the colour orange. Many have been hit trying to cross pelican crossings on an orange light