Fur

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Fur.
A good use of pink fur

Fur: fuzzy, cosy material that can make activists hit the ceiling. Contrary to many people's beliefs, most fur is produced from the Sibirian faik ( Phuscus borealis ), a rabbit-size creature cultured to ALL NATURALLY grow haircoats of various kinds, from the "blue metallic velour" to the "electrically pink Afghan", and also more boring qualities as "olive mould" or "you can't believe it's not polar fox!"