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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about G.
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G is a letter that was invented and patented by Bill Ates and is the sole property of Microsoft. The letter has gone under constant revisions and updates; G8 is only the latest. It is not valid within the current HTML specification, and cannot be displayed by any non-Microsoft browser. Any attempt by a puny browser such as Mozilla Firefox to display the character will result in the destruction by fire ( hence the name firefox ) of the computer and any other objects situated in the same room ( the computer user, for example ).

Therefore to prevent any harm befalling users all browsers render G as G.

Also the name for God among the Christian ethnic minorities in Tokyo.

G is also the coolest letter of the alphabet. When you add G to the end of your name, you become infinitely more cooler. For instance the plain old 'Fred' becomes 'Fred G', 'Ali' becomes 'Ali G' and so forth.

Symbolism[edit]

This letter is forbidden to have any international symbolic meaning. See above.

Warning[edit]

You can not count to G.