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G is a letter that was invented and patented by Bill Ates and is the sole property of Microsoft. The letter has gone under constant revisions and updates; G8 is only the latest. It is not valid within the current HTML specification, and cannot be displayed by any non-Microsoft browser. Any attempt by a puny browser such as Mozilla Firefox to display the character will result in the destruction by fire ( hence the name firefox ) of the computer and any other objects situated in the same room ( the computer user, for example ).
Therefore to prevent any harm befalling users all browsers render G as G.
Also the name for God among the Christian ethnic minorities in Tokyo.
G is also the coolest letter of the alphabet. When you add G to the end of your name, you become infinitely more cooler. For instance the plain old 'Fred' becomes 'Fred G', 'Ali' becomes 'Ali G' and so forth.
Symbolism[edit]
This letter is forbidden to have any international symbolic meaning. See above.
Warning[edit]
You can not count to G.