Gay

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Gay.
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Let us not mince words... let us merely mince!

~ André Breton

Gay is a gay way of saying homosexual. It is the ultimate 12 year old's insult to be applied to anything and everything without prejudice. Gay people aren't usually lesbians, unless a gay person had a sex change and then became lesbian. That would be a time wasting way of being a gay bisexual.

Lesbians[edit]

Lesbians are mystical creatures who ride about naked on unicorns. They are very rare, even more so than Pokemon 151.

Eh?[edit]

I don't know either. Anyway, some people say gay stands for God's Arse ( Is ) Young. Others reckon this is a cruel backronym created to make religious people feel bad.

God hates cigarettes

~ British person's Placard

Origins of gay[edit]

You really want to know? Well I don't, so go away. Yeah, I'm an ignoramus. Bite me. No, not there!

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW, DADDY?

This article will probably be disappointing for you[edit]

Yeah. Ah well, things don't always go your way...