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Germanese usage worldwide
Of the world's nine million speakers of the language, it is though four million are dead or have died at some point in the past. That leaves thirty two living and (at least partially) sane native speakers. They hail from such provinces as Deutschland, Papua New Guinea and north Leeds.
How to communicate if you meet a Germanese speaker
“Diese ist scheiße!”
A German (pl. Germen) is a man who is a Sine.
~ Some guy
Women can also be Gers but they are usually Gerwomen.
German as a language