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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Germany.
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This article has been approved by the National Socialist German Workers' Party because
it expresses the party's position on Jews and shows that the Holocaust wasn't all that bad.
Because it wasn't. Really.

A recent picture taken in Berlin




Germs live in Germany and routinely rush slugs. Don't ask me why but the slugs are most disgruntled by the whole affair.

Although God likes everything, he most certainly doesn't like Germany. He thinks it is gay, much like many countries nowadays. However the Germans especially so for their effeminate war uniforms and lederhosen.

The slugs[edit]

The slugs in Germany wear itty bitty German hats. That reminds me! What ever happened to germ many?

Erm... there are many of them?

Oh yes, that's right. Thanks for that factoid Gerald McClain.

Anyway when the giant apple fell on Europe, Germany ducked. BIG TIME. and everything went dark.


Germaspace is the new version of space made by German lab rats working under extreme conditions.

God hates 'em.


Germany is a country of German Es. And also the country of German Knees. Yeß indeed.

What the Germans think of Alicia Keys[edit]

New York, New York, warum bist du nicht in Deutschland!

~ Alicia Keys on New York

Wenn sie Klavier spielt, Ich versuche Mich mitzuspielen

~ Das Fliegende Spaghettimonster on Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys, ( geboren Alicia January Boatwright am 25 Juni 1981 geboren Alicia June Boatwright am 25 Januar 1981 in New York, USA ), ist eine weltbekannte R&B- und Soulsängerin. So hübsch, sie war bereits als fünfjahriges Kind am Fernsehen. Am 03 Februar, 1996, bzw. Tag von Sankt Blasius, hat das Fliegende Spaghettimonster ihre Stimme gesegnet, danach singt sie we ein Engel. Sie hat sogar für den Weihnachtsmann »Trommelmädchen« im Nordpol gesungen.

Weltbekannt und -beliebt, Alicia Keys zeigt ihr Talent zu allen durch ihre Stimme und Klavierspielen. Mozart starrt vom Himmel im Neid. Sie und Swizz Beatz hatten eine »post-Teenage Love Affair«, und sie brachten einen Jungen, dass heißt New York Egypt in die Welt, in Ägypten New York, aber jetzt sind sie verheiratet.