God
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This person is officially God of Encyclopædia Dæmonica and anything else ( except for people like me and atheists ).
Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped.
The Allfather, the Hanged God, the Lord of Men, is the supreme judge of heroic things. He has personally reviewed this article and determined that it is up to Valhalla's quality standards. The author is permitted to enter the heroic realm of Asgard upon death. In the meantime, the author will be given a cask of Odin's favorite mead.
The Jee Man Himself has shown, in His infinite Wisdom, that He is the Ultimate Purveyor of all things Awesome, Nifty, Spiffy, and generally Interesting. He has personally Reviewed this article and Given His Blessing. The submitter may be Forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.
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