God-Emperor of Mankind

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The office of the God-Emperor of Mankind, currently held (apparently) by Pope Francis, is the most secret, most powerful office that any man/cyborg replicate/shape-changing alien substitute can hold. Unlike a king, who can be removed using a guillotine or replaced by illegitimate children, or an emperor who is usually already forgotten, the God-Emperor of Mankind has Real Ultimate Power. This means that he/she/it is likely to be controlled by the Illuminati, an alien and that bully who picked on you in Grade 5.