Good baby names

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Everyone wonders what the heck to name their child. make sure you name it something unforgettable...lets start girls: REDBLOOD. i like this name because it shows how blood is red. KANNEDFOO This name represents world hunger. SHATBAG this name helps kids learn that people suck. PINKEYE this will influence your child to become a doctor ARSESLAP your child will know how to work their butts.

Boys: BI The kids will learn everyone is different. HITLER this shows your kid is tough INFECTEDTOE your kid will learn that toes can be infected. TOILETLOAF your kid will learn how to use the toilet faster STOMACHACIDLICKER Your child will learn about the stomach.

Now you can always name a girl like a boy or a boy like a girl. just name them like the crap above. THEY WILL LURVE YOU!