A particularly potent flavor of alcohol distilled from cardboard or graham crackers. Typically mixed with rain water or served straight in a toilet roll. Even a single 1 liter bottle of grain alcohol has been known to cause death and/or severe bleeding when smashed against the face. Useful for killing brain cells and forgetting how to walk.
USE WITH CAUTION!
NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!
One of the few accomplishments, if it can be called that, by backwood retards in the appalachin mountains. Grain alcohol was a major contributor to inbreeding.