Grain alcohol

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General Info[edit]

A particularly potent flavor of alcohol distilled from cardboard or graham crackers. Typically mixed with rain water or served straight in a toilet roll. Even a single 1 liter bottle of grain alcohol has been known to cause death and/or severe bleeding when smashed against the face. Useful for killing brain cells and forgetting how to walk.

USE WITH CAUTION!

NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!


History[edit]

One of the few accomplishments, if it can be called that, by backwood retards in the appalachin mountains. Grain alcohol was a major contributor to inbreeding.