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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Grapple. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

The Grapple is agenetically mixed fruit combining the pear and the kiwi. Orginally it was intended to be called a pee-wee but, public analists say that it had to many negative connotations. Thusly it was changed in it's ealry years to grapple, a mix between grape and apple. This in turn spawned loads of controversy on genetic engineering and people completely ignored the fact that the fruit was misnamed.