The second smallest religion in the World, The Greater Pendulum Sect has no members at all. They are trumped only by The Lesser Pendulum Sect, which has -3 members. Details of how such a thing is possible can only be recieved by someone who is already a member of either sect, although the Sects are described as "The kind of crazy, swinging kind of sect any messiah would sign right up to!" by the Pendulous Organ, the holy book of both sects. The Greater Pendulum Sect has a seat on the Worldwide Counsel of Religions, which is occupied by nobody, and a
Great Leader, who is no-one. Their grand temple sits near the North Pole, just off the motorway.