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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Greece.

Greece on the China occupied by Turkey?

Yes, yes it is.

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Yes it is.

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Dæmonica is the stupidest site on the web[edit]

Yes it is

No it isn't[edit]

That would be Tamia's site.

Well that's greasy.[edit]

Anyway, Greece is a country, and it is full of olives, and greasy french fries. In fact, the people are governed by a pile of greasy french fries.

Major cities[edit]


Athens is the capital of Greece. It is named after Athena, the Greek goddess of headaches. It is in a region called Attica.


Sparta is Greece's other major city. It is well known for the tendency of its people to go running around with spears and shields yelling, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!" They are oddly good at fighting.