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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Green.

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This is odd... I appear to be in some sort of containier... I look around, and I see... green beans. Exactly like myself. But how on earth did I become a green bean?

Oh, wait, it was like this:

  • poof* Oh, no, I'm a green bean! Dlaaaaaaaaaaa... [at which point I passed out and got put with the other green beans in the fridge]

So anyway, here I am, stuck in -- whoa, I feel movement! Aah! It's being opened...

Whoa, this thing is tipping! Aah, I'm falling!

(plink) Ow.

I'm on a plate.

Whoa, I'm moving again! I'm being set down on the table! I can only watch as my fate begins to unfold... Uh, oh, that lady's getting a fork and sitting down to eat...

OW! That hurts! Aaaaaah... chewing time. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! WooooooAAAAAAAA this is like a roller coaster wait I'm in her stomach. I wonder if I ej... never mind.

Whoa, I'm being digested. This is awesome... or not.

Ah, phew, it was just a dream. But wait a minute. I appear to be in some sort of container...