This is odd... I appear to be in some sort of containier... I look around, and I see... green beans. Exactly like myself. But how on earth did I become a green bean?
Oh, wait, it was like this:
- poof* Oh, no, I'm a green bean! Dlaaaaaaaaaaa... [at which point I passed out and got put with the other green beans in the fridge]
So anyway, here I am, stuck in -- whoa, I feel movement! Aah! It's being opened...
Whoa, this thing is tipping! Aah, I'm falling!
I'm on a plate.
Whoa, I'm moving again! I'm being set down on the table! I can only watch as my fate begins to unfold... Uh, oh, that lady's getting a fork and sitting down to eat...
OW! That hurts! Aaaaaah... chewing time. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! WooooooAAAAAAAA this is like a roller coaster wait I'm in her stomach. I wonder if I ej... never mind.
Whoa, I'm being digested. This is awesome... or not.
Ah, phew, it was just a dream. But wait a minute. I appear to be in some sort of container...