Halloween

“In Soviet Russia, ghosts, monsters, and witches dress up as YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on Halloween

For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Halloween.

Halloween!! Hallo?? WEEN!! Over fricking here, Een, you mong!! Over here!! HALLO!!!

What a frickin' mong...

Who wants Mexicans to write their article anyway? It's not like they can read...

“'Ay, I'll have no badmoutheeng Mexeecans 'ere my friend!”

~ Rodrigo Gonzalez Bastado

Quit, you[edit]

Wait, what's an Een anyway? Wadda dumb name! Even worse than Curdenfnimfle.

The God of Halloween