“The gods will not save you”
~ Burrell on Hamsterdam
Hamsterdam was created in 1942 by Darth Hitler in order to block water supplies leading to allied swimming pools, rendering the allies incapable of having an afternoon swim and thus lowering morale. The Hamsterdam consists of 74% hamster, 7% weasel, 10% vole and the final 10% is made of beans and cheese in equal portions. The ever growing population of rodents and household rodent pets was on the increase in the 1940's and so, to quell the problem Darth Hitler constructed the world's first Hamsterdam. Unfortunately this wasn't a very big success and so they did all they could to cover up any evidence of there ever being a Hamsterdam to save them from embarrassment. This was also a failure as this article has proven, as it was recently unearthed that these facts were true by the Archaeological Society of Southampton. Further sources include the Institute of Forward Thinking and the Institute of Backward Thinking, unfortunately these two sources canceled each other out and thus, they never appeared in the real credentials.the monkfish was living in hamsterdam before the hamsters became incharge so it is worshipped as a god. hail monkfish.the hamsterdam society is held up on pillars of made of retards so respect it dont eat it. Hamsterdams estimated population is 43 weasels 1,350 hamsters and the real life peter Griffin. Hamsterdam mainly consists of drunk and horny hamsters and a guy wearing a t-shirt saying GO SODIUM CHLORIDE! what a nerd you know what that guy has realy pissed me off well i do have a m6 sniper rifle BANG! oh that wasn't the gun that was just me banging my girlfriend. WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE!!! GIGIDY GIGIDY ALRIGHT!
Did you know?
Hamster Rules....we are in Hamsterdam (Baltimore)....watch out for Omar!
- Hamsterdam is nowhere near Amsterdam, however both are made out of hamster shit. But the French do not recognize any difference.
- A hamsters' revolt in 1983 unearthed evidence of Hamsterdam's existence.
- Hamsters have been the building blocks of major buildings and residential houses since the '90s.
- A hamster once bit my finger.
- Nine out of Ten hamsters used in the damn are direct descendants of the first hamster in space.
- Minsc's miniature giant space hamster Boo of Baldur's Gate fame is actually a native of Hamsterdam.
- It is illegal to sell or possess duct tape in Hamsterdam.
everyone must be a strong religous follower to the Monkfish. prostiutes are welcome darth hitler is harry thomas's cousin long live the monkfish. lick my asshole is the prayer that citezens masterbate to. they also listen to enimem is the sacred sign hamsters lick each other poop out of their butt and get naked