Happy Wednesday

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I was born on a Sunday

~ Alicia Keys

I was born on a Wednesday, so celebrate

~ Phyllis Hyman

Introduction[edit]

Happy Wednesday is a strange ritual developed by the inhabitants of Corpus Christi College, Cambridge.

The Ceremony[edit]

In this bizarre ritual the Master of Ceremonies must release winged pigeons carrying missives for the other members of a clan on the third thursday of every week. Note that wingless pigeons are not acceptable and will be considered a grave insult. All missives must contain a pre-specified level of entertainment or the master will be beaten with a stiff conspiracy.

Past Masters of Happy Wednesday include: