Hard Drugs

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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Hard Drugs.

Hard Drugs are good for you. They make you a better person and do not turn you into a gibbering idiot after prolonged use, not even slightly. Honest! Common side affects of Hard Drugs can include dry mouth, dancing like a retard to repetitive music, death, loss of social life and thinking 'diag trolloc' when you are about to pick a fight with an ugly hairy guy at your local pub.

Classic examples of Hard Drugs are Heroin, Cocaine, Ketamine and WOTmud