Heartburn

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Heartburn is the capital of Connectthedots.

How it Became Heartburn[edit]

It was originally called "Hartford" but was changed to "Fartford" when Governor John Davis suffered massive diarrhea. It was then changed to Heartburn when Ex-Governor and Now-Prisnoer John Rowland was suffering heartburn during his final days of office, because he was stressed out and had too many potato chips which gave him Heartburn.

Attractions[edit]

  • Riding your bike into the Connecticut River
  • Visit Mark Twain's ghost
  • Getting hit by old Henry's Buick on Main Street when he's been out drinking
  • Doing Nothing

Other Uses[edit]

You've ate a bunch of patato chips, you've got bad heartburn, man!