Heartburn is the capital of Connectthedots.
How it Became Heartburn
It was originally called "Hartford" but was changed to "Fartford" when Governor John Davis suffered massive diarrhea. It was then changed to Heartburn when Ex-Governor and Now-Prisnoer John Rowland was suffering heartburn during his final days of office, because he was stressed out and had too many potato chips which gave him Heartburn.
- Riding your bike into the Connecticut River
- Visit Mark Twain's ghost
- Getting hit by old Henry's Buick on Main Street when he's been out drinking
- Doing Nothing
You've ate a bunch of patato chips, you've got bad heartburn, man!