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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Heaven.

Phyllis got up here a little too soon

~ Alicia Keys on Phyllis Hyman
A view of Heaven

Heaven is just the sky, but many people think it's a tropical holiday destination similar to Nirvana located behind the Orion Nebula that is too bright to see. People are brought there using a giant stairway which is powered by Jimmy Hendrix playing the harp using Chuck Berry's nipples.

Politically, Heaven has been allied with Christianity, Islam and Led Zeppelin but recently it has broken off communications with all these political bodies and is in a state of isolationism similar to Switzerland. You do know that the last spot in heaven has been taken?