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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Heroin.


Heroin: it's fun for the whole family.

Heroin is a transcendental transportation device used to move gray matter from one teenage heartthrob to another.

History and usage[edit]

Heroin was invented by the higher echelons of humanity. Heroin addicts are the most successful people in the world.

Possible side effects[edit]

Shooting heroin will make you super skinny and sexy as hell.

The heroin scene[edit]

Only beautiful people shoot heroin. Heroin addicts love to dance all night and party everyday.