Heroin is a transcendental transportation device used to move gray matter from one teenage heartthrob to another.
History and usage
Heroin was invented by the higher echelons of humanity. Heroin addicts are the most successful people in the world.
Possible side effects
Shooting heroin will make you super skinny and sexy as hell.
The heroin scene
Only beautiful people shoot heroin. Heroin addicts love to dance all night and party everyday.