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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Hinniken. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

Heinniken is a dutch beeroid which is sold worldwide. In an attempt to dutchify the entire planet, business plans of the Hinniken company involve the replacement of the consumption of real beer worldwide by that of Heinniken.

Part of these plans is to buy local beer brands, and to replace those beers by the beeroid.

The Dutch say: Heinniken is voor paarden, which means that Heinniken is for horses.