Hippie music

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This is a hippy.

Led Zepplin might be considered hippy music, but I don't think it is, man. - Oscar Wilde on Led Zepplin

Hippy music is the sounds hippys make when you shake them really hard, like one of those sheep-noise maker thingys. Discovered by Dr. Brown during the 1970 fudge riots, Hippies are a musical people. Their internal organs are under immense pressure, so shaking them releases internal gases, usually in a musical fashion. This is very similar to farting, but the gasses exit through the hippies belly-button.