Hitler

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Because it wasn't. Really.

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Hitler enjoying a watermelon
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“'tler!

~ Person from 'Allo 'Allo
Hitler doing what he did best: the 'around the world'.

Hitler was a very misunderstood man. Literally.

Evidence[edit]

He had a dodgy accent, and in German, 'I like yoyos' is amazingly similar in pronunciation to 'Wipe the Jews from the face of the Earth'. Silly Germans!

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Many people don't know that the swastika is the logo of the official yoyo fan club of Germany. See? A yo-yo in flight.

His Nazi regime is often criticised when in fact it was a simple yoyo club. The phrase "HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER!" is in actual fact a form of greeting in yoyoist lingo.

The "toothbrush" years[edit]

Hitler topped himself in his secret bunker and when the Russians arrived they thought it would be a waste just to leave his body lying there being put to no good use. So they stuffed his body and made a puppet out of him. The puppet first aired on Russian TV with new toothbrush ad's. Russia's favourite ad was the one where hitler was cleaning his teeth with his own moustache and then a man in a KGB uniform comes up to him and says "hey that's not the way to do it. Use a REAL toothbrush for a change!." Hitler goes "wow!" Most Russian toddlers now have nightmares about this.

The modern ads[edit]

It's a shame really. Nowadays they don't use his real body. Instead they use those flashy CGI graphics. The bastards.

Adolf Hitler by George Hamburg[edit]

Hitler meets Churchill to negotiate a good car insurance deal
I know lots about history
And about the regadeeee
I think its a fat person
maybe as fat as a fat crayon
crayons are faattt
Fat as snuggles
But not snuggles
'Cause snuggles isn't fat.
Oh
POH
DOH
Well I know!
Do you know?
Oh them mexicans
GIVING ME A HARD TIME!
They don't like cows
or me.
I giggle at the face of pickle parties
I love the taste of Smarties.
by George Hamburg