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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Homestead.
Eric Flood got to the realty office at just the right time. The clerk on duty was quoted later as saying "We only had a few, we didn't expect such a rush!"

A homestead is a teepee made in a manner similar to the manner in which the Indians made their homes. However, unlike their feeble ancient counterparts, homesteads are built with a resistance to fire, radiation, explosions, and little brothers.

Famous Homestead Owners[edit]

  • Eric Flood
  • Eric Flood
  • Really, Eric Flood is the only person in the world who owns a homestead.