Humans

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Humans.

An odd species of human[edit]

Elizabeth (dracula reincarnated)is a curious breed of human that originated when a frog and a squirrel had gay sex and transfered their mixed sperm into a donkey. This was a amazing event which has yet to be equaled in the history of cross species. Elizabeth has an odd diease which causes extreme ugliness of the features and a slowness of the brain. Liz can be sighted in malls, schools and running on roads, they have a distinct walk which is accompanied by a vauge look and mumbling to oneself. Please stay away from such creatures as thay might trasfer horrible dieses to you which essentially turn you into one of them. And by the way ALL ELIZABETHS ARE PURE EVIL!!