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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about I.
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There is no other I than I.

~ Oscar Wilde on himself
  • I scream, you scream, we all scream... for Your Mom
  • iPod, uPod, we all pod
  • I drops, you drops, everyone drops
  • I am ... an idiot.
  • No, wait ...
  • I have the IQ of a dung ball. I'm not an idiot!
  • I and I been in Babylon too long
  • I is better than U
  • I is a letter of the alphabet
  • Well, this alphabet, anyway ...
  • this ...
  • the one that I'm using ...
  • could possibly mean the imaginary unit
  • You know, the Japanese alphabet, with all the other silly rip-off Chinese letters.
  • right ...
  • In Soviet Russia, I am YOU!!!!
  • I am GOD!!!
  • I is a letter of the alphabet. It tends to appear between H and J. H and J are pretty swell letters. I's alright, too.
  • Vitamin without I's presence would merely be vtamn. And what would I call myself?
  • I before E except after Sea except when like ate like in wait a minate
  • I shall not talk about Fight Club
  • Infinite Interactions Involving Intriguing Implications In Infamous, Inacceptible, Interdimensional Inferiority
  • There is no i in team, you can even check yourself
  • I think therefore I am... I think. How should I know?!
  • There is no I in TEAM, but there is an I in WIN.
  • And there is an I in VICTORY, or is there... Yeah, there is... FUCK!
  • There is no I in DRUNK, officer, but there is an U in DRUNK. Therefore, YOU must be DRUNK!


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how them fly, dawg.

~ Oscar Wilde on Walrii

I is the international symbol for "straight road ahead". Not a particularly dangerous scenario to warn of, but the Italians forced this through the United Nations. Currently, 80% of all road signs that bear this symbol now have little balls spray-painted at their base.

Things I did[edit]

  • shot the sheriff
    • ( didn't shoot no deputy )
    • ( oh no-no! )
  • shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
  • sleep
    • Or have I slept?
      • Am I sleeping?
        • Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
  • saw the sun
    • actually, the sign
      • it opened up my eyes
  • Paris Hilton
  • succeeded in not getting bored watching the state of the Union by focusing on George W. Bush's right earlobe.
  • Your Mom
  • Satan
  • ate Bill Clinton
  • shat on a turtle
  • invaded the world
  • came
  • saw
  • conquered
  • Got The T-Shirt
  • went through the desert on a horse with no name
  • can see clearly now
    • ( the rain has gone )
      • can see all obstacles in my way
  • stopped writing this sentence .
  • had a dream.
  • am the best at what I do, and what that is ain't pretty
  • was made for loving you baby
  • heard it through the grapevine
  • caught the devil in a bottle
  • believe I can fly
  • got shot by the FBI
  • wanted a chikken wing
  • got shot in the ding-a-ling
  • know the pieces fit
  • you
  • think
  • therefore I am
  • shat a squirrel
  • pooped a hammer
  • just died in your arms tonight ( had an orgasm )
  • made a pact with the Devil
  • was the best there ever was
  • pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
  • don't wanna be an American idiot
  • helen watching old porn in her living room
  • fought the law
    • ( the law won )
  • ate his liver with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti
    • f-f-f-f-f-f-fp
  • got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized wheelchair
  • my wife
    • ( not since we married )
  • lost The Game
  • pod
  • lied
  • made him an offer he couldn't refuse
  • can't believe its not butter
  • ching
  • am Iron Man
  • am your father
  • do solemnly swear
  • swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God
  • was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
  • love this bar
  • love Rock n' Roll
  • set us up a bomb
  • have been caught stealin' once when i was five.
  • am not the only one who'll run with a knife.
  • been touched by his noodly appendage
  • heard about lovin' giving sight to the blind
  • anything for love
    • ( but I didn't do that )
  • saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
  • believe in miracles
  • am Luke's father... no seriously. His mom slept around... I got her drunk... here we are now.
  • hit some guy called Bob. His name was Bob, I mean.
  • got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Pony where I swore to the guy that the guy who took his beer was a guy dressed just like me.
  • went to the danger zone.
  • wished my girlfriend was hot like you
  • am too sexy for my shirt
    • am so sexy that it hurts
  • ... am... BATMAN
  • am as free as a bird now...
    • and this bird you cannot change.
      • woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
  • got tisted.
  • rocked the boat
  • wanna take you to a gay bar
    • Let's start a war.
  • pwn you
    • E=Mc2

Things I love[edit]

  • The 80's
  • Cheese
  • Lamp
  • New York
  • Lucy
  • Black People ( I'm just fucking around )
  • Brainssss
  • Wenis
  • Hitler
  • Jizz
  • Coffee
  • Xbox
  • Really small penis

As Mathematics Symbol From Hell[edit]

i is also defined by mathematicians as "The square-root of negative one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." i has been found to be carcinogenic in laboratory studies, but usually only on Thursdays.


As an alternative to E[edit]

"I", as "E", may be used before any noun to make it more technologically advanced. An iPod is much more evolved than a pPod. The old Grammar rule, I before E ( except after Labour Day ) can be ignored when using I in place of E to make something more technologically advanced. Some nouns are more suited for one letter than the other, but it is mostly a personal choice.


I is not "The square-root of negitive one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." I is a word. Word.

Love from your mother

i Television Network[edit]

The i (formerly PAX) network is made up of 40 or so low-power stations and numerous translators across the Northeast United States. Programming aired on the i network includes some first-run Canadian and British programmes, reruns of older American shows, as well as anime and infomercials. Its flagship station is WYPX-LP, based out of Amsterdam, NY.

Not to be confused with[edit]

i ( Apple )[edit]

The i is an iProduct from Apple. It works as your own personal you at times when you are too busy to be you. Unfortunatly if you are a Christian/Islam/Jew/Hindu/Buddhist/Mad scientist, the i will suddenly start worshipping any iGods you happen to have in the house.

A lower case "i" makes products expensive by default. The reason for this is that i is an imaginary number ( the square root of -1 ); therefore, any cost then becomes either an imaginary number or a complex one.