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“There is no other I than I.”

~ Oscar Wilde on himself

• I scream, you scream, we all scream... for Your Mom
• iPod, uPod, we all pod
• I drops, you drops, everyone drops
• I am ... an idiot.
• No, wait ...
• I have the IQ of a dung ball. I'm not an idiot!
• I and I been in Babylon too long
• I is better than U
• I is a letter of the alphabet
• Well, this alphabet, anyway ...
• this ...
• the one that I'm using ...
• could possibly mean the imaginary unit
• You know, the Japanese alphabet, with all the other silly rip-off Chinese letters.
• right ...
• In Soviet Russia, I am YOU!!!!
• I am GOD!!!
• I is a letter of the alphabet. It tends to appear between H and J. H and J are pretty swell letters. I's alright, too.
• Vitamin without I's presence would merely be vtamn. And what would I call myself?
• I before E except after Sea except when like ate like in wait a minate
• I shall not talk about Fight Club
• Infinite Interactions Involving Intriguing Implications In Infamous, Inacceptible, Interdimensional Inferiority
• There is no i in team, you can even check yourself
• I think therefore I am... I think. How should I know?!
• HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!
• There is no I in TEAM, but there is an I in WIN.
• And there is an I in VICTORY, or is there... Yeah, there is... FUCK!
• There is no I in DRUNK, officer, but there is an U in DRUNK. Therefore, YOU must be DRUNK!

Symbolism

“I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how them fly, dawg.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Walrii

I is the international symbol for "straight road ahead". Not a particularly dangerous scenario to warn of, but the Italians forced this through the United Nations. Currently, 80% of all road signs that bear this symbol now have little balls spray-painted at their base.

Things I did

• shot the sheriff
  • ( didn't shoot no deputy )
  • ( oh no-no! )
• shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• sleep
  • Or have I slept?
    • Am I sleeping?
      • Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
• saw the sun
  • actually, the sign
    • it opened up my eyes
• Paris Hilton
• succeeded in not getting bored watching the state of the Union by focusing on George W. Bush's right earlobe.
• Your Mom
• Satan
• ate Bill Clinton
• INVENTUD MYSPACE LOL KEWL
• shat on a turtle
• invaded the world
• came
• saw
• conquered
• Got The T-Shirt
• went through the desert on a horse with no name
• can see clearly now
  • ( the rain has gone )
    • can see all obstacles in my way
• stopped writing this sentence .
• had a dream.
• am the best at what I do, and what that is ain't pretty
• was made for loving you baby
• heard it through the grapevine
• caught the devil in a bottle
• believe I can fly
• got shot by the FBI
• wanted a chikken wing
• got shot in the ding-a-ling
• know the pieces fit
• you
• think
• therefore I am
• shat a squirrel
• pooped a hammer
• just died in your arms tonight ( had an orgasm )
• made a pact with the Devil
• was the best there ever was
• pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore
• don't wanna be an American idiot
• helen watching old porn in her living room
• fought the law
  • ( the law won )
• ate his liver with fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti
  • f-f-f-f-f-f-fp
• got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized wheelchair
• my wife
  • ( not since we married )
• lost The Game
• pod
• lied
• made him an offer he couldn't refuse
• can't believe its not butter
• ching
• am Iron Man
• am your father
• do solemnly swear
• swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God
• was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
• love this bar
• love Rock n' Roll
• set us up a bomb
• have been caught stealin' once when i was five.
• am not the only one who'll run with a knife.
• been touched by his noodly appendage
• heard about lovin' giving sight to the blind
• anything for love
  • ( but I didn't do that )
• saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
• believe in miracles
• am Luke's father... no seriously. His mom slept around... I got her drunk... here we are now.
• hit some guy called Bob. His name was Bob, I mean.
• got kicked in the head backstage at the Stone Pony where I swore to the guy that the guy who took his beer was a guy dressed just like me.
• went to the danger zone.
• wished my girlfriend was hot like you
• am too sexy for my shirt
  • am so sexy that it hurts
• AM SPARTACUS!!!!!
• ... am... BATMAN
• am as free as a bird now...
  • and this bird you cannot change.
    • woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
• got tisted.
• rocked the boat
• wanna take you to a gay bar
  • Let's start a war.
• pwn you
  • E=Mc2

Things I love

• The 80's
• Cheese
• Lamp
• New York
• Lucy
• Black People ( I'm just fucking around )
• Brainssss
• Wenis
• Hitler
• Jizz
• Coffee
• Xbox
• Really small penis

As Mathematics Symbol From Hell

i is also defined by mathematicians as "The square-root of negative one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." i has been found to be carcinogenic in laboratory studies, but usually only on Thursdays.

Antonyms

• You
• W

As an alternative to E

"I", as "E", may be used before any noun to make it more technologically advanced. An iPod is much more evolved than a pPod. The old Grammar rule, I before E ( except after Labour Day ) can be ignored when using I in place of E to make something more technologically advanced. Some nouns are more suited for one letter than the other, but it is mostly a personal choice.

I

I is not "The square-root of negitive one billion Pi to the sixteenth divided by Optimus Prime. Plus or minus i." I is a word. Word.

Love from your mother

i Television Network

The i (formerly PAX) network is made up of 40 or so low-power stations and numerous translators across the Northeast United States. Programming aired on the i network includes some first-run Canadian and British programmes, reruns of older American shows, as well as anime and infomercials. Its flagship station is WYPX-LP, based out of Amsterdam, NY.

Not to be confused with

• Me
• You
• Your Mom
• This Guy

i ( Apple )

The i is an iProduct from Apple. It works as your own personal you at times when you are too busy to be you. Unfortunatly if you are a Christian/Islam/Jew/Hindu/Buddhist/Mad scientist, the i will suddenly start worshipping any iGods you happen to have in the house.

A lower case "i" makes products expensive by default. The reason for this is that i is an imaginary number ( the square root of -1 ); therefore, any cost then becomes either an imaginary number or a complex one.