Ibis

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ibis.

Ibises are birds that evoultion gave up on, they are the most retarded animals on the planet. They are the Platypus's weird cousins that they don't talk about and never have family reuinons with.


Description[edit]

From the distance they appear to be Chicken walkers from Star wars but upon closer inspection they unveil their true form. They have no offensive capabilties whatsoever however they attack by making their victims feel extremely sorry for them. They then spring their trap and poke at the victims with their deformed noses/beaks.


Location[edit]

They currently reside in Townsville where they attack backpackers and Japanese tourists. The other place they reside is Hell