Ice cream

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ice cream.

French garlic Ice cream

Ice cream is a creamy iced substance that helps the world go round. Much like Superman, it gives people extreme powers and fat. It is eaten all over the world by douchebags and people too lazy to eat a substantial meal. It is the most famous dessert in the history of man EVUH and has one up to 78 Emmy awards and 5 Grammys. It has released 34 albums and 7 behind the scenes DVDs.

It is a well known fact that ice cream tastes good with EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.

It's also a lethal poison when prepared in a certain way, but that's an article for another day.

Now, ice cream was invented in 16dickedy9 when a bunch of monks found a freezer in their non-existent bathtub(which was clearly from the 80s) and decided to put a cow in it. Six months and 36 excruciating hours later, the first tub of ice cream was born. They called it Willy the Blood bucket because really it was just a bucket with some frozen milk and a foetus in it. After eating this mysterious substance, the monks became addicted and took all of the cows in the country and put them in the freezer too. This is also how cows became extinct.