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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about IllogiLand.
The peeonu town square

Located on the southern border of the East Pole, IllogiLand (also known as Illogica) is a magical kingdom of mental instability that might also be one of the world's most insane countries. Despite the fact that it's sovereignty has yet to be recognized by any existing powers in world politics, it is and has always been a leading superpower in world plotics. It has a population of about 101.

IllogiLand is under the rule of the mighty penguin leader Illogia, who sits at his computer and scrutinises the every action of the country's inhabitants. He also enjoys Wotsits.

The mention of "IllogiLand" was originally meant to release endorphins resulting in good feelings of patriotism and good humor relating to the place it refers to but it doesn't work like that for some people.


IllogiLand is a portmanteau of Illogicopedia/Illogia/Illogic and Land.


On the borders of IllogiLand are the Sea of Chaos, the Creative Ocean and Uncyclopedia (also known as "Crapland").

Government and politics[edit]

There is a leader, who is often followed but generally ignored. A group of boring guys make useless laws that also get ignored. There is a pony power castle which is the home of the Beeble ba jibble party and a House of Illogiment where people generally throw custard pies at each other.

IllogiLand is the neutral host state to the United IllogiNations.

Law and order[edit]

The Illogicops can be seen in the doughnut shop lolling about and doing nothing. This allows residents to do as they like, when they like - including exploding sausages and drinking oil.

Law is also generally ignored as most residents are stark raving bonkers.


IllogiLand has a very long, complicated and self-contradictory history that makes a lot of people go cross-eyed. Once a dependency, Illogia gained independence from Wikia in 2006 establishing strong political alliances with Uncycloland and Editthisland. Soon after, it broke most ties with the latter, forming an allegiance with Wikia once more.

Many predict a peaceful, free future away from Wikia but others foresee war and pestilence.


IllogiLand's culture is made up of incoherent blabs and blahs and a shiny banana dancing. A thousand times. In close proximity to your heater. On the sun. Burning. Oh and Johnny Kingdom, lots of him.

N.R. Sole, the minister for culture, reckons there ought to be more bleebs.

IllogiLand National Anthem[edit]

The IllogiLand National Anthem is "The Illogicopedia Theme Song" composed by Johann Sebastian Flathead. It is meant to be performed in the key of "Off" at a tempo between 60 and 578,324 beats per minute. The lyrics are as follows:

*sung in a deadpan monotone voice with no variation in pitch at all*
*insert 17 hour long Van Halen guitar solo here*


Naturally, coconut fnurdling and vandal baseball play a prominent part in IllogiLand's history. More recently, the Illogicopedian national football team beat Russia 3-1 to win the fnurld cup, thanks to the help of an Aliciapædian linesman.