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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Ingesting.

The process that differs depending on sex, age, and race. For male children, the process is simple to begin, simply make as much frigging noise as possible, until a female(not male, or you will be fed shit food)and after reaching several times for one of the breasts, you should be well stuffed with f***ed-up food. Wait 3 hours for the process to finish its second phase. After 3 and a half hours, you should crap your pants, diaper, etc. This process is the same for male adult humans, after marriage.